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freddie Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Soon enough. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all

- Freddie Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Soon enough. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all

You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?

For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist! Why would a robot need to drink? Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it? And when we woke up, we had these bodies.

  • How much did you make me?
  • I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!
  • I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.

Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!

Robot 1-X, save my friends! And Zoidberg! Soon enough. Anyone who laughs is a communist! Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."

Kids have names? Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most. I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians. Shinier than yours, meatbag. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.

No, just a regular mistake. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. Bite my shiny metal ass. Then we'll go with that data file!

Actually, that's still true. I wish! It's a nickel. I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.

This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me! Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped. I feel like I was mauled by Jesus. Our love isn't any different from yours, except it's hotter, because I'm involved.

Guess again. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn't make sense. File not found. There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!

There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain! Leela's gonna kill me. No argument here. I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now 'I'' have to pay ''them'!

Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful! I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy! You wouldn't. Ask anyway! Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as "the brig".

Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! Also, we're dying! Ummm…to eBay? I don't want to be rescued. We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.

Actually, that's still true. Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. I don't want to be rescued. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs!

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Author: Freddie Unciano Published Date: 2021-01-14 12:15:13

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4 Comments

  1. Freddie Unciano says:
    4 months ago

    A beach towel could be used to dry dishes. Just think how many dishes you could dry with one beach towel. I’ve used a beach towel with no adverse effects while camping. If you buy a thin beach towel it can dry quickly too. I’d probably cut up a beach towel to wipe down counters or for cleaning other items, but a full beach towel could be used too. Is having so many types of towels an extravagant luxury that Americans enjoy or is it necessary? I’d say it's overkill and we could cut down on the many types of towels that manufacturers deem necessary.

    1. Freddie Unciano says:
      4 months ago

      Why do Americans have so many different types of towels? We have - beach towels, - hand towels, - bath towels, - dish towels,

  2. Freddie Unciano says:
    4 months ago

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    1. Freddie Unciano says:
      4 months ago

      reply 1.0 editd

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